why jordan, your tattooes are so kafkaesque…

greetings from basherzor’s closet, where jordouche and basherzor are surrounded by shoes. we are…awake at 2 am and yawning a lot and we just had 50 cent drafts…like…2 hours ago so really we’re fine but ….

I think they get it basherzor.. let’s move on…

WE ARE HERE TO COCK PUNCH YOU WITH AESTHETIC EVERYTHING.

you’ve probably graced all the hippest music blogs, you indie-ass motherfucker. some of you more pretentious, highbrow scenesters have no doubt visited lit blogs. gertrude stein-snorting pieces of shit.

OUR MISSION is to deliver a CONSTANT ONSLAUGHT of art, film, music, poetry, prose, etc and all with a subtle touch of stupid humor.

you just might love it.